We love a good argument over who's a better guitarist, drummer, whatever... but maybe not as much as a couple staying in a Motel 6 outside of Cleveland recently.  Motel management had to call the cops after a discussion escalated to a debate and then shifted into a full-blown argument over whether Slash or Eddie Van Halen was the better musician.  The man was yelling for the Guns 'N Roses, Velvet Revolver veteran, while the woman was all about Eddie.  Police were able to quell the couple, but a background check revealed each was wanted on separate charges in other places, and they were arrested on the spot - and, if the cops were smart, transported to jail in separate cars.
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